Post-xenophobic hooha

6. I read three years ago that you were fascinated by monkeys as a child and wanted to be a primatologist. Over the last 36 months, I have conducted an intensive comparative-morphology study of primates in Ghana; my candidacy to Columbia University's esteemed New York Consortium in Evolutionary Primatology has been accepted; and I have co-authored, with Jane Goodall, a groundbreaking article on variations in primate diet that appeared in the September issue of the American Journal of Primatology. Please still be fascinated by monkeys.

TEN REASONS WHY
YOU, AUDREY TAUTOU,
GAMINE FRENCH STAR OF
AMÉLIE, SHOULD DATE
ME, TEDDY WAYNE. by Teddy Wayne

posted by Thomas @ 11:55