Things Learned at Superstore

1. Spent $140. Food bought - 4 bottles San Pellegrino, one bag chopped vegetables, one box salad mix. Superstore does not sell food.

2. Interracial couples will one day rule the world. And declare me their king. It'll happen.

3. If you mumble to yourself but are otherwise a well-dressed, respectable looking young man, old women will be confused and children will want to follow you.

4. "These were 2 for $1.98, but I only bought one. See, I figured it wasn't a sale price. It's just a way for them to get you to buy two." Well done Sherlock. Well done.

5. Your line-up strategy doesn't work if both of you are in the same damn line. For the love of...

6. Jess wants Nick back so bad, but Nick is like no way.


At 10:37 PM, Blogger karysma7 said...

ah, the superstore. . . i have to visit BC again sometime in the not too far future. like before 2020. besides, i need realfruit gummies.


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