This is a rock concert...not splish splash

There was a time in the 80's when the men looked like women and the women looked like Debbie Gibson. Those days are thankfully, or depending on your tastes unfortunately, over, but the music lives on...at least on this blog.

Poison - Unskinny Bop

Why are these dudes wearing so much make-up? I'll tell you why - because they have balls the size of bocce balls, that's why. These guys are so hetero they can look like slightly toasted hookers and still pull every chick in the crowd.

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar on Me

Apparently this song is about ___________. Oh man, is it ever.

Metallica - Enter Sandman

Lollapalooza. That might be spelled wrong. Guitarist from Hole, can't be bothered to Google name, launches into this guitar riff. Made me forget about the guy trying to crush my larynx.

Run D.M.C. & Aerosmith - Walk This Way

One of the best songs ever? Yes.



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