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7.14.2006

McSweeney's Lists Make the Day Smoove

Secret Canadian
Superweapons in
Development.
BY WYNN QUON

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Titanium Mountie

Canadarm face slapper

Ballistic beavernauts

120 mm maple-syrup mortar

Peacekeeping robot that attacks you by surprise

Bioengineered crazy lumberjack choppers


McSweeney's Lists

2 Comments:

At 5:25 PM, Blogger Ravalette said...

lol! "Canadarm Face Slapper" = Best EVER!

 
At 12:36 AM, Blogger cwang said...

im soooo confuzzled... it seems like it would be funny but i just dont get it...

 

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